Hello boys,
Well a little about me then :-
5' 5"
Size 14
36c breasts
Blonde hair (don't hold it against me)
Brown eyes
Likes :-
Happy people
Humour
Banter
Sarcasm
SEX
Kissing
Touching
Massages
Oral
Anal
Cheesy chat up lines
Stockings and suspenders
Sexy lingerie
Dressing sexily
Heels
Sexy role play scenarios
Light spanking
Sex outdoors and in risky places
Dislikes :-
Miserable, arrogant, ignorant people
Smokers (don't want...
I'm not really sure what I'm looking for yet, just joined here after a friend persuaded me to do so.
Just looking to chat for now and meet new people and take it from there.
I'm actually really shy until you get to know me so if I don't reply straight away, this is why :)
Im fun, loving and loyal. I want to try new things and adventures. I don't want multiple one night stands,i want someone i can connect with. cleanliness is a must. Anything you want to know ask.
Friendly, professional, horny, busty size 22 blonde! ;) Ideally looking for drinks, good conversation and giggles with a professional gent, followed by a really hot night in a hotel! If you're well-endowed - even better!
Hey am looking for discrete people either male or female or couples for casual friendships whether long term or short. Now the interesting part I am a PRE-OP TS yes the best of both worlds I have tits and a cock can be kinky like to try new things let me know your likes and dislikes. I dislike both winks and anyone adding me without getting to know me first,...
I'm looking for my mr right and a relationship NO one night stands NO phone or cam sex
Happy go lucky G.S.O.H,luv a little sarcasm n banter life is way to short
Not lookin for anythin to serious just lots of NSA fun
Interests-F1,cars n motor bikes bit of a "PETROL HEAD" also anything to do with mechanical engineering
My filters are set from 25 to 46 n no more than 30miles away :)
No pic or profile no chat
Hope to hear from u soon x ;)
Hiya, on here just to chat really, but who knows.... Anything could happen :) I like to have a laugh... And let me tell you.... Its not hard to make me laugh... So drop me your cheesest one liner and see if that does the trick lol ;)
Hi
Looking for an experienced guy.
If you don't have a profile then please don't contact me
Thanks
Rachel
x
i like young tall men, thin, not keen on weighty, foreign, nothing eastern. 18s, to 38ish.don't give me a hard time over this, its my choice im not here for a row . we all like what we like..i wont chat if you have no pic,at the least 3pics. will stick a face pic up when i know what im doing on here.. im on bnaughty,been on two years, i...
Hi I'm 40, recently separated & have a very high sex drive & wicked imagination.....love a laugh. Enjoy various sports including football , darts & BSB. Not no slim jim but not overweight either, it's better to have some curves.
Looking to maybe meet up when I'm out & about.......please don't message me if you just want to talk pure filth.... I'm sure there's plenty of other people for that
I am a 45 young looking lady, I want a funny sexy guy who can kiss loves to kiss can seduce loves to seduce and knows how to treat a lady in and out of the bedroom xxx
NO Strings attached action sounds good.. that does not mean sex... x I am single by choice if I meet someone and it was meant to be then so be it in...
Hi, I am rather knew to this and a little shy.
I like sex just like you, it has been a rather long time so my bullet is my best friend, It just has to touch my clit and I explode I am so sensitive at the moment it dose not take much x
So many questions, so little time.
"what are you looking for?"
"do you wanna f*ck?"
"what are you into?"
"do you like younger-older guys?"
(..and so on.)
Please understand, and respect, that - if I wanted to tell you, then I would. (or will, accordingly)
I'm also not into being pounced on the second - minute I log on site. I don't have all day+ to sit here and chat...
Young at heart single lady , looking for young at heart single guy for meets n maybe more ! My job takes up many hours so haven't really got time for a serious relationship although if there was a good connection who knows lol ! I Like many things in life the first being lifes about living not about taking everything serious ! Live laugh an love lol
I'll put this first and last on my profile as you guys aren't reading it! You're ONLY looking at my titties and NOT reading my profile!!! This NEW pic of me is when I was in my YOUNGER days and before my kids and before all my shape went EVERYWHERE!!!
As my name says, I am a plain Jane but, I do like to play with willy's. No sex as...
You should be a non smoker.
You should write me a message that I can understand. I am 44 not 24...wot iz ths al abt?
Hello how are you?...is NOT a message...it is both boring and unoriginal and shall be deleted.
However...
If you are aged between 38 - 52, then I would consider you to be in 'my age range'. Young men and older chaps - I'm really sorry...
**REAL WOMAN SEEKING THE NEEDLE IN THE HAYSTACK** If you are an intelligent, erudite and articulate soul with an irreverent sense of humour, please message me. If you do not understand the above sentence- then please - pass me by. BOYS....Why would you waste your time and mine by sending me a lame 'Hi, how are you' and the like...take it from me, I'm fine! If not exhausted by repeated...
I am looking for casual, no strings and uncomplicated sex. I love big, older, hairy men.
I am married and looking to meet interesting and intelligent people at least fifteen stone with big hands for hotel fun. No text speak, no truckers or caravaners please.
Please try and be honest, I am being bombarded with men lying about their name, age, height, marital status.....what's the point?
Why do men send...
Just looking for nice guys... casually; although some of you have about as much panache as a politician with 3 swimming pools to pay for.....these types do not get replies.
My interests... apart from the obvious; I enjoy horse racing; playing guitar; and walking my 140 lb dog:)
Lol, To save me repeating myself; he is a Neapolitan Mastiff.